Welcome, everyone, to The Clumsy Cruiser. I have started this blog to avoid bombarding everyone with my numerous vacation photos on Facebook. For those of you who know me well you will know why this is aptly named. First, well, I’m just plain clumsy. I run into things, I trip over things, and I am constantly covered in bruises the causes of which will forever remain a mystery. I like to joke that I have a troll that beats me up when I’m asleep (and, no, I’m not talking about my husband). I honestly think that my troll is related to the one that lives in the dryer and eats socks. But, that’s a whole other issue. Second, I love cruising. I blame my addiction on my husband. Our first vacation together was a cruise. He proposed on a cruise. And, most of our vacations since have been cruises. Obviously, it’s his fault. 😉 So, welcome! I hope you enjoy hearing about and seeing our adventures as we travel and cruise our way around the world.